Sunday, January 10, 2016

A DROP OF NIGHT - early reviews!


A Drop of Night is getting its first revieeeeews! And they don't hate it! Look:

Bizarre and hugely suspenseful . . . Bachmann keeps the pages turning with this thriller . . . The peculiar circumstances add to the strange atmosphere and also to the suspense, lending the book an appealing, otherworldly quality. Kirkus

A fast-paced thrill-ride . . . Chilling . . . The suspense begins from the first page. I Know What You Did Last Summer meets Frankenstein. —YA Books Central

Smooth writing, an engaging plot, and only wisps of romance place this work’s focus squarely on two headstrong and rebellious girls . . . For readers who like strong characters in a unique setting and prefer their horror with a streak of science fiction. School Library Journal

Bachmann’s writing is as polished as in his earlier books—the violence is fittingly gruesome, the decadent and mazelike palace is gorgeously described, and Anouk has an engagingly snarky narrative voice. Publishers Weekly


In the same review, Publishers Weekly also felt the book was pulpy and got lost among the frantic action, but thank you PW for giving us the nice pull-quote anyway! You're cool. :)

Anyway, since I'm feeling relieved, and like even if this book is weird, it's at least excitingly weird, here's a handy list of things about A Drop of Night to perhaps whet your appetite for March 2016.

Things A Drop of Night has:

- A spiky, sometimes mean, usually smart, possibly traumatized, but hopefully eventually understandable main character named Anouk van Roijer Peerenboom.

- Lots of running in the dark through a huge, subterranean palace where every room is different and might kill you. Also, a goodly dollop of fighting against terrible things. And three gallons of Mysterious Happenings.

- Elements of paranormal / sci-fi / history / thriller. But it's not a mash-up, in the sense that those elements aren't all squished together in the same scenes.

- Flashbacks to 1780's France, but a narrative set in ze now.

- You probably won't be able to figure out the ending in advance. There are clues, though. (If you *do* guess the ending in advance, I feel like there should be a refund or something.)


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Things A Drop of Night doesn't have:

- A historically and archeologically accurate premise that could totally happen in a pinch. (Aka, there *were* underground palaces built during the French Revolution, and science just hasn't caught up. Because alas. . . no.)

- Tons of gore and bloodshed. It looks like a horror book, but I don't think it is entirely. At least, I didn't write it with the intent of it being horrifying. I think it's creepy, and dark, but it's more action than horror. Horror makes me think of broken bones and severed limbs and there's the absolute minimum of that because ew.

- A cliffhanger ending. NOT THIS TIME. There will never-ever-ever be a sequel to this slice of weirdness.

- Romance. There's the tiniest bit of arm-touching and panick-hugging, but all the characters spend most of the book in great peril, so basically: 




And that's that! I have plans to do some videos on the characters and setting, and we've recorded a popsong (or three) for the book, and those giveaways I talked about ages ago and still haven't gotten around to will also happen soon-ish. I just survived a massively important college test which may get a blog post all to itself (but maybe not because if someone from school reads it they could be mad), so now I'm catching up.

In other news, I've gone back to work on the middle grade standalone, and it's soooo close to done. I'm hoping to have a draft done ASAP to send to Editor. It's like the jollier older sibling of The Peculiar, but still a little dark, but hopefully warmer and fuzzier, but also kind of melancholy because sad things happened while it was being written. And it has monsters. And an ocean made out of wooden waves.

Anyway, more soon, and happy 2016 to you! :)

Sunday, December 20, 2015

Army Adventures

So, last post? Me whining about having to go to recruitment? I wennnnnnt.

Kimbra is happy for me.

(Also, in case you missed the last post and don't know why on earth I have to go to military: being a Swiss citizen between the ages of 18 and 26, I was dragged off to be recruited, it's not voluntaryfeelslikeprisonblablabla...)

Honestly, though, it was much less terrible than I was expecting. I mean, it was terrible, but in a good way. Ya know? Here's the thing: adventures are only actually adventures if you don't have any say in the matter. A Safari 'Adventure' is not actually an adventure until someone gets eaten by an elephant. Just kidding. But seriously. Adventures require unexpected turns and loss of control, otherwise they're just a thing that you decided to do and could also not do if you felt like it. I so did not decide to do this; it was ridiculously far out of my comfort zone, and I think that's why it's felt like quite an enriching experience so far.

Here's a handy list of some of the things that I remember happening during recruitment. It's all a bit blurry. Also, cameras were not allowed  basically nothing was allowed  so it's going to be words and gifs from here on out.

LET'S START AT THE BEGINNING.

After a healthy breakfast of Jell-O and raw terror. . .

Just kidding, Jell-O doesn't exist in Switzerland. I did have the raw terror part, though.
Terror tartar.
Get it?
Cuz it's raw? I had to. . .
- The recruitment center was very bare and far away from everything, and we had to be there by 8AM which felt unseemly early. All of us were gathered into a huge gym and were assigned numbers at random. I got the number 101, which meant whenever we had to do something, I was the first of the recruits to get called up. So that was fun.

- You're not allowed outside the building-network during recruitment. If you leave the compound, you get arrested. The weird thing is, the recruitment center was not enclosed, so you can look out of your spartan barracks and see the lovely green Swiss fields and a barn and a farmer doing his thang, but you're not allowed to actually go out into that field or you'll be tackled by military police.

(I don't actually know if that would happen. No one dared test it. I wouldn't be surprised, though.)

- We were assigned sleeping quarters, three to a room. My roommates and I got along very nicely. Large crowds of people exhaust me and I was kind of expecting to find everyone annoying, but I really didn't and I'm happy we got along. We talked through everything, commiserated over our various test scores. You can't help but form a sense of camaraderie with the others.


After the introductions and numbering and room assignments, things got srs bzness.

- Recruitment is basically an endless string of tests. Based on your test scores you get assigned a place in the military, and the lower your scores the fewer choices you have.

- They test everrrrrryyyyyyything about you. You have to answer all the personal questions. How much alcohol you be drankin'. Are you an introvert or an extrovert. What are your feelings on authority, hnng?

The Military, testing folk.

- They also test your hearing, your heartbeat, your IQ, your memory, your speed, your upper body strength, your lower body strength, whether you have strength at all, etcetera forever.

- I got the highest score in intelligence for the day which made me all like:



- Before anyone's like "Stefan, stop bragging, you ain't all that", don't worry. I got zero points in distance jumping from a standstill, so whatever self-esteem was gained during the mental exams was instantly dashed by falling on my face in front of all the other recruits. :D

- That being said, it's interesting how little competition was going on. Everyone was very focused on themselves and how they'd do, and so despite there being hundreds of screaming-mini-Rambos running around, there was an alarming lack of meanness or pettiness.

- The food was not delicious. One time there were these shriveled green beans that looked like they had been boiling for like 8 hours.

I've subsequently been informed that they were dried green beans and are meant to look disgusting. (Also, my older brother, who is much further along in this process and a member of the Swiss special forces - which is the highest ranking group you can get into, so you go, brother - said *his* food is always great. Clearly they don't waste the good stuff on lowly recruits.)

- Communal showers are super unsanitary, s'all I'm going to say about that.

- There was a lot of waiting between tests. I read two books, both about unhappy New Yorkers.

- There was only one other kid who had a book with him. It was Frank Schätzing's The Swarm, in case you were wondering. Yes, I was annoyed he was reading a book from ten years ago, too.

- Unconnected to military recruitment, we had to do a 40 page survey administered by a very elderly gentleman who was an Official Expert of the Youths. (I'm not even joking. Who could possibly be more qualified? A: a chair, gardenias, tableclothes. . .)

- I was expecting an actual cross-section of the population here, since technically everyone has to go, but it didn't seem like one. Everyone was very fit, excited to be there, and in an apprenticeship. And I was like, "Uhhh, where are all the apathetic, desk-dwelling college students, aka me?" Was it just my group where they were non-existent? I've heard rumors that you can bribe psychologists to sign papers declaring you unstable before you even get called up for the testing, but does everyone do that?

- A thing that happened while we were filling out one of many, many forms:

Recruit next to me: "What do I write here next to "Occupation"?
Me: "Just put down what you do. Your apprenticeship or education or whatever."
Recruit: *ponders*
Recruit: *ponders some more*
Recruit: "Oh, so my JOB?"

Kimbra was happy for him, too.

Another interesting story: there was a kid in our group who was LITERALLY Will from A Drop of Night. Not many of you have read that book yet, but he was. He was like seven feet tall, spoke very quietly and only when someone spoke to him first, just kind of floated around, but was also very buff, so we were pretty sure he would get high points in sport and be able to pick his military career trajectory. Not so.

After the written psychology test, if you gave worrisome or unconventional answers, you would be asked to have an in-person conversation with a staff psychologist. He had to go. And at the end of recruitment when we were all getting our assignments, it was announced that he didn't make the cut and has to do the entire recruitment rigamarole again in two years. Which I later learned is something that only happens in cases of trauma or mental illness.

It's possible he *wanted* to get out of it that way, but then why was he trying so hard in the sport tests? I dunno, and I found it sad.

Ok, I'm going to wax philosophical here, so if you're not feeling philosophically waxy right now feel free to skip to the end. (This is totally a choose-your-own-adventure-type blog post. You have OPTIONS.)

- My siblings and I were raised with a bit of an anarchic streak. We had to respect direct authority, but governments, and politicians specifically, were always frowned upon as dorky control freaks. So I wasn't sure how I would handle this kind of totalitarian environment.

The first thing I noticed is that there's something creepily pleasant about not having to think for yourself. What to do, where to go, how to spend your day, is all taken care of for you. Where I go to school, there's a constant low-key pressure to do more, work harder, be cleverer / more outrageous, maybe don't sleep or eat if that's what it takes. Also, there's very little that's set in stone. Probably in Publishing World, too, but definitely in Music World, while there are always people more important, better-skilled, all round better than you, it still feels like we're all floundering in the same boat. NOBODY knows what's going on, nobody really knows how art actually works, and we're all trying to figure it out together, passive aggressive jabs and insecure artsy competition and e'erthing.

During recruitment all that was gone. No low-key pressure. Weird lack of competition. You just wander around behind your leader, jump when he says jump, eat when it's eating time. No one cares whether you're extra-good or just mediocre-good, and you're rewarded for fitting in rather than sticking out, and it's both disturbing and very relaxing.

It reminded me of being on a river boat in St. Petersburg ages ago and listening to three women in their 30's tell about their experiences before and after the fall of communism. I was probably around fourteen and I remember it because I think their opinions shocked my tiny, black-and-white teenage brain: all three of them said that while theoretically communism was bad, everything was easier in those days and they wished they could go back to it. There was no pressure toward upward mobility, not much downward mobility. You had your box and you stayed in it until you died, and they were ok with that.

(And maybe your government would assassinate you, but hey. . .  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)

I don't think I'd be ok with that. I think it comes down to whether you prefer struggle-bussin' through nebulous concepts of freedom or the security of servitude. I definitely prefer the former, and so in the long run the military drone-y-ness would drive me crazy, but then again, what is freedom, everyone's a slave to something, blabla, so who even knows.

ANYWAY. End all that.

I got my first choice of occupation, so after boot camp I will be working in an office not too far from Zürich for a few months, and I'm fine with that. Mostly I'm just happy to have survived this weird thing. So far. :)

I hope you guys are all well, too! Bye. :)

Friday, November 6, 2015

Tidbits and Interestings #3

Cool things I have to tell you 'bout - I got ARCs for A Drop of Niiiiiight!

They spelled the title wrong, clearly. Where are all the extra 'iiiiiii's to indicate terror/excitement/surprise at being eaten by things in underground palaces? (Just kidding, no one gets eaten. Do they? No. I won't tell you. I also won't tell you what's down there or what happens to the poor trapped teenagers. It's a secret. But no one gets eaten. It's worse.)
Anyway, is it not lovely? I love the red font. ARCs are the worst because you change things and correct things after the advance copies are printed, and regardless of whether or not they're big things, it's scary knowing people are reading something that's no longer final. That being said, I WILL OVERCOME MY DISCOMFORT and give some away to you guys shortly, and just hope whoever wins doesn't come across a typo or a terrible phrase repetition and be like:

AWAY, CURSÉD BOOK, WITH YOUR TYPOS AND TERRIBLE PHRASE REPETITIONS.

Also, if you're on Twitter you can keep an eye out for a giveaway there verrrrry soon.

Also-also, I'm going to go all self-promo-y for a second to say that you can pre-order A Drop of Night all over the place now, and Claire Legrand wrote a hilarious post about how pre-orders are in fact THE EXACT SAME THINGS AS UNICORNS (aka, very important) so if you are inclined to get the book, you would be awesome. :)

- Also: The German paperbacks of The Peculiar and The Whatnot just came out (October 28th, I think) and the artsy primary-color-covers have been replaced by the US images, and look how pretty. I will always like that bird on the cover of the first book. I remember staring it at for ages and memorizing every detail while in a state of slight shock.


(I totally cross-posted this from Twitter, which is why the postcard is in the picture. So on that note, Cabinet reprinted again, yay, thank you, People Who Are Buying It! And speaking of Cabinet, we're all super busy and so we're on a hiatus from writing stories for The Cabinet of Curiosities, but we will probably be coming back to posting at some point when we're not dying of the busy.)

Favorite art - Arthur Rackham for sure. His pictures are the best. Google him and you will be happy for precisely as long as you decide to look at his pictures.



Random developments - I have to go military this December. I know, everybody's like "Haaaaaaha?" and then like "Wait, you're serious?"

Let me explain: I am not at all the military-going type. I'm terrified of guns and I have a deep loathing for orderly conduct, communal showers, and people screaming at you. That being said, I don't actually have a choice in the matter, because as a Swiss citizen you're obligated to do basic training, and while they have other options, they made sure to make them even more incredibly complicated and unpleasent than basic training. So, in December I have to do a bunch of tests, psychological and physical, and will then be shoved into some branch of the military, unless of course I have an untreatable illness, like leprosy. One can always hope.

(Just kidding, leprosy is bad.)

I used to be kind of angry at the prospect, but now I'm like whatever, food for writing, which is pretty much my mantra now whenever something less-than-ideal happens.

Awkward thing happens at school: whatever...

Someone dies: food for...

I trip and break my ankle: ...writing.

BECAUSE WHO EVEN CARES ABOUT ACTUAL LIFE when you have books to write, right? rite. :)

Future stuff - I'll probably start posting video blogs on mah youtube channel in the future, because they're quicker to make that written blogs (mostly because my editing skills are non existent and they just kind of happen how they happen.) I have a grand total of one video up from ages ago and that's it, so this is my intention. It's on my to-do list. I am determined.

Current favorite music - Aurora. She's from Norway and she's fantastic. Cannot wait for her album next year.


That's all I have. I hope everyone's hale and happy, and having a great November. :)

Bye!

Tuesday, October 20, 2015

Venice Adventures

I went to Veniiiiiice!



I had reasons, I promise. I feel like every second blog post is just like "Stefan in a different country, being a brat," but I HAD TO GO. *wipes brow* *finishes justifying self*

Anyway, it was beauteous.

Venice, being beauteous.
Let me show you pictures:

Fish market in Rialto. Not fantastic-smelling.

DEMON HORDES.

One dog will stand against them.

And Pinocchio will, too.
Gelatoooooo. Last time I was in Italy I was ten and I remember basically living off gelato for two weeks. In my old age I have become lame and boring, and only had it once.
Speaking of old age, I love this street and I want to live in it when I'm 95, and shout at neighbors from one of those little balconies, because 95-year-olds don't curr.

Fiddlehead.

On a boat. Going slow.
I like this picture. I took at all by myself. *pats self*
Those two slightly discolored pillars are where the death sentences were read to the adoring crowds below.

He looks like he's anticipating flowerpots from above.

Do let's.
Just in mah gondola, gettin' groceries. 

If you go to Venice I so recommend the north part/Ghetto above all else. It's so much quieter, but just as pretty as the tourist-y parts.
How I imagine Lady Gaga's good friends address her.
Romeo and Juliet 2: The Venetian Honeymoon - A Ghost Story

Ok, so I texted this picture to some friends and tweeted it and was all kinds of effusive, because this fellow reminds me of that Pixar short and is just generally cool-looking, and some people thought it was horrible, because who wears a funnel on his head voluntarily, and surely he was being exploited for tourists' amusement, and he should be at home with his grandkids or something. Um. Let's break this down: would this guy *normally* wear a funnel on his head? I don't know. You don't know either. Let's assume not, though. So A) if wearing a funnel-hat and looking ridiculous interesting and eccentric is how you earn your living, and you can manage to look as chill as this guy did, that's pretty admirable, and B) there should be nothing embarrassing about wearing funnel-hats or playing accordion in the street. Maybe he likes it. Maybe he doesn't. He wouldn't be the first person with a job he doesn't like. It's called performing. Basically, none of us know what he thinks, but implying he *shouldn't* be doing it because he's elderly/funnel-hats are stupid, is also kind of rude, no? People don't just reach an expiration date and then sit around with their grandkids all day. ALSO, MAYBE HE HAS NO GRANDKIDS.
I can't believe I had to type that whole paragraph. End of subject.

IN ACTION. The guy with the roller suitcase is PETRIFIED WITH AWE.
Window full of water.

It was actually a window reflecting the canal, but it's kind of surreal, no?

Basically me after four hours of practicing.

Ok, this painting. It's at the Ca' d'Oro museum, and I forgot to check who it's by but it's pretty great. I can't tell if he's grief-stricken or annoyed or a psycho wondering how he wants to cook your liver. He's got like a Rohrschach Test face. Theories? WHAT IS HE THINKING, WHAT DO YOU SEE?

Pastaaaaaa. With shriiiiiiimp. My favorite food everrrrrr.
These little bridges. I love them.

Found a secret garden and wandered through it. Gardens are kind of rare in Venice.

This house struck me as Dark and Mysterious. The picture doesn't do it justice. And you can't see how that door opens directly onto the canal, which is cool for, like, throwing out annoying guests.


CANDY.
LIMONCELLO. (If I remember right, this is what Bartholomew's mom and their neighbor are drankin' in that scene in The Peculiar where Bartholomew finds out about the Raggedy Man.)

STRAWBERRY MERINGUES.

PISTACHIO, VANILLA, AND LEMON MERINGUES.
WEIRD GREEN LUMPS.

I thought this said Rio de La Toiletta, so imagine my disappointment.

There are many mask shops in Venice. This was the one we went to. . .

. . . because of its cool shutters.

Sassy cat people.

Do you see?
THE HAT?
(I recently saw someone wearing a full-on top-hat in Zürich, and I tweeted about it like "AHHHH" and now this? Coincidence? Probably I think not. Victorian time travelers are among us. They have backpacks.)

So that was nice. :) I had never been to Venice before, which is weird because it's fairly close to where I live. But now I have been there! And I loved it, and it was book-inspiring, which I was not actually expecting, and I was only there briefly but there's great art and architecture and ATMOSPHERE. It definitely feels a bit like an amusement park, which is odd for such a historically significant city. There are so many tourists, of which I was one, and we flow through the streets and buy things and eat things and then leave. It made me wonder how the city must have been 30/40/100 years ago, when there were, like, Italian people living in it. Ya know? The Victorian time travelers definitely know.